Legal Incompetence: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities

The justice system is flawed in many ways, often leading to innocent people spending years behind bars awaiting exoneration through DNA evidence. The issue often lies not with unreliable evidence or partial juries, but with incompetent lawyers who are more focused on their personal indulgences than their clients’ cases.

Imagine a lawyer, meant to be preparing his closing argument, being distracted by his stenographer Charley. A 40-year-old woman from Tennessee, Charley sits with her legs spread, pleasuring herself. The lawyer, instead of focusing on his work, is drawn into her allure, exhilarated and openly admits, “I am hard.” This only encourages Charley, who continues to stimulate herself more intensely.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we find Charley Rose guilty of having a incredibly attractive body that demands attention, and if some unfortunate individual has to go to prison because of it, that’s his tough luck.” And with that, the case is closed, metaphorically speaking.