Rachel Love’s Pizza Delivery Fantasy

A simple phone call and a fresh, hot pie is ready. Not for Rachel Love. For the pizza delivery guy.

Yes, this theme belongs with the plumber and the cable guy scripts, but pizza delivery guys love seeing it, so why tamper with a proven success story?

What is it about pizza delivery drivers that makes women like Rachel pull down their bras and practically wet their panties at the first ring of the doorbell? These guys get more action than the back door of a seafood restaurant.

He knocks, she answers, and before the pizza even hits the counter. She opens more than the box.

“When I first meet a man, I pay attention to his eyes and personality first,” Rachel said. “As far as looks, it doesn’t really matter much at all. Short, tall, old, young, skinny, a little overweight…it doesn’t matter.”

As long as they have a large member so Rachel can get obsessed.

The Mamazon star can never get enough of a good thing.

“I pick and choose different shoots that I want to do and certain companies that I like working for, and for some reason, you guys always have big members. I don’t know what the deal is with SCORE. I guess you guys have the girls with the biggest breasts, so you might as well have the guys with the biggest members, too. You seem to find guys with monster members. I get obsessed.

Because they strive for the models to go home satisfied.