A Burglar’s Surprising Encounter

Things aren’t going well for Mr. Burglar. First, he goes into the homeowner’s nightstand, and personal items are all that’s there. Then the lights come on, the homeowner walks in and he’s in serious trouble.

But things are about to take a turn for the best. The homeowner is 40-year-old adult film star Kelly Leigh, who’s wearing red vinyl boots and carrying a whip.

“You’re in the wrong house, buddy,” Kelly says.

“Please don’t turn me in,” he pleads.

“Come here,” Kelly says, lying on the bed and pulling her panties aside. “You know what to do.”

Kelly guides his head, and now the burglar’s fate depends on his abilities.
“You like that?” Kelly says.

Kelly’s been waiting for this. She takes him in her mouth, and while she’s at it, she pleasures him thoroughly. Kelly takes him deep, then lies back for more.

“Nice,” Kelly says with a smile. As crime deterrents go, we’re not sure she has the right idea. But we appreciate her spirit.